(007) Diamonds Are Forever

(Commander Bond as a gemologist)


Sir Donald Munger: Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?

James Bond: Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it.

M: Refreshing to hear that there is one subject you're not an expert on!

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Anonymous said...

Never Say Never Again:

Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me?

James Bond: From here?